BREAKING NEWS! (literally, even)
A sudden tremor has hit Tocil, in particular Block 3, at about 1am on the 27th of February. Residents were baffled by this phenomenon, and rushed out of their rooms, wondering what that shock was all about.
Some Indian girls in fact reacted to the tremor, and felt that they should evacuate the building. To their surprise, they were the only ones.
The guys in Flat 15 were amazed, and one particularly said, "That was aweeesomeee..." in response to their initial "What was that?!" and "Did you feel that??".
England is located northwest of France on a secluded island which they call the United Kingdom. Geographically, it lies very far from the nearest edge of the Eurasian Plate, which technically means that the UK should not be experiencing any earthquakes, volcanoes, a new island formation, or whatsoever.
It is said that the tremor might have been caused by some idiot, either upstairs (a fat asshole jumping around) or downstairs (God knows what).
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